A nice conversation over why I am no longer wearing shoes in SL....
You: I've sacrificed some of them. There was this whole virgin and volcano thing....
You: I convinced the village women that my shoes were a greater sacrifice than, well, me.
Marcus Chalet: The shoes were virgins?
You: They were.
Marcus Chalet: My shoes...they've been around.
You: Yeah, I don't want to know about your slutty shoes.
Marcus Chalet: The volcano god would invite them in to drink hot lava and tell stories - but would not want them as a sacrifice.